I'm a lonely tube of toothpaste
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
VIRGINIA JUST LEGALIZED GAY MARRIAGE FIRST STATE IN THE SOUTH 30 MINUTES AGO HELL FUCKIN YEA TURN THE FUCK UP IN THIS STATE FUNCTION
mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”
and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”
AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID
Fact: Just being around a pansexual can increase someone’s cuteness exponentially, as pansexuals radiate cuteness everywhere they go.
guess that rules me out as being pan because I am not cute
Fact: If you are pansexual, you ARE cute. Pansexual Government has declared that every pansexual is “a lil cutie” and “deserves love every day”. While all human beings are in some way cute, this is amplified for pansexuals.