therapsida:

it’s funny how providing accommodations to a disabled student is “unfair to the rest of the class” yet imposing a standard on a disabled student that is based on the capabilities of able-bodied students is fair and impartial, isn’t it funny how that works?

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

s-squishysquibbles:

the whole like “you’re too young to be gay” shit like.  queer people arent like pokemon you don’t level up enough to evolve into a gay.

vinebox:

lmao “I wish”

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

miaouler:

nanokorg:

tachimukais:

one person visiting from the past

WINDOWS VISTA MAY BE AN OLD SYSTEM BUT ARE YOU NOT NOTICING THE TIME TRAVELER WHO IS 1,992 VERSIONS AHEAD OF THE CURRENT OS WTF?

son i have news for you

miaouler:

nanokorg:

tachimukais:

one person visiting from the past

WINDOWS VISTA MAY BE AN OLD SYSTEM BUT ARE YOU NOT NOTICING THE TIME TRAVELER WHO IS 1,992 VERSIONS AHEAD OF THE CURRENT OS WTF?

son i have news for you

(Source: petpup)

citizen: it's a bird!

citizen: it's a plane!

*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*

superman: it's a metaphor

winking:

snorlaxatives:

do you hear that sound??? that’s the sound of people around the world screenshotting their iphone lock screen when the clock hits 4:20 on 4/20

image

guavasita:

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

ok goodbye with this